Do You Want To Know How to Make Fake Cum?

What is Fake Cum?

So, what exactly is fake cum? Fake cum is a substance made up of ingredients that, when combined, look like semen.

In addition, synthetic cum feels like the real thing with a slippery consistency. Not only that, some types of slippery, mock jizz can actually mimic the taste of semen.

Finally, fake cum can either be purchased through your favorite adult product websites and brick and mortar adult stores. Or, if you can follow some very simple instructions, you can create DIY fake cum right in your own kitchen for a fraction of the cost of buying it.

How to Make Fake Cum with Easy Recipes

Wondering how to make fake cum with things you have around the house? It’s much easier than you may think.

So, check your kitchen cupboard or bathroom cabinets for ingredients and I will give you a recipe to may fake cum at home.

But please read each recipe carefully! This is because some of these recipes are only safe for consumption and outside the body.

Therefore, you won’t want to use those recipes for lube or inside of an ejaculating dildo. However, they’ll be perfect for cream pies, body shots and lapping it off your partner’s body.

But let’s get started with the fake cum recipes that can be used internally as well as externally.

Body Safe Fake Cum Recipe

The following fake cum recipes are safe for use inside and outside the body. But keep in mind, since we all have different bodies, please watch for any signs of allergic reaction or yeast infection when using any of these.

Let’s get started with the recipe that looks, feels, smells and tastes most like the real thing and can be used for both edible lube and regular lube, as well as being ejaculating dildo compatible.

This recipe is one of the most popular fake cum recipes on the internet, but it's rare to see what it actually looks like and whether it lives up to the claims.

Having tried this recipe myself, I can say that it's one of the most authentic faux cum recipes out there in terms of appearance and texture, but the taste may not be as authentic.

To achieve a more authentic taste, you may need to adjust the ratio of salt to yogurt to your personal preference. Additionally, it's important to note that this recipe contains raw eggs, so please take necessary precautions. While it is safe for consumption, keep in mind that it is not suitable for everyone.

Here’s what you need to make this edible and body-safe, fake cum recipe:

  • A pinch of salt
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 egg white
  • 1 Tablespoon plain yogurt
  • 2 Tablespoons cornstarch


1. In a small saucepan on the stove, heat ¾ cup of water.
2. In a separate bowl, dissolve 2 tablespoons of cornstarch in ¼ cup of water. Add the mixture to the heated water on the stove.
3. Bring the mixture to a boil and stir constantly until it reaches the desired consistency.
4. Remove the mixture from the heat and let it cool completely.
5. Separate the egg yolks from the whites and add the whites to the cornstarch mixture. Mix well.
6. Add 1 tablespoon of yogurt and salt to taste. Adjust the amount of yogurt to achieve your desired texture and taste. Mix well.

The Cum Shot

And here is what the finished product looks like on the skin!

Why Use Fake Cum?

Are you curious about why someone would use fake cum? There are actually several reasons why people might opt for synthetic ejaculate, most of which involve quantity.

The average penis produces only about a teaspoon of cum per ejaculation, but it may seem like more during the heat of passion. However, some people may want to simulate a larger amount of ejaculate for various reasons.

The vast majority of adult movies use fake semen for those unbelievable cream pie and sperm body coating shots. Yes, they use big ole jugs-o-cum.

But if you're not filming yourself and your lover, why would anyone want to use fake semen? Below are some of the most common uses.

Fill an Ejaculating Dildo


Another reason someone would want to know how to make fake semen is to fill a dildo that is ejaculating. Yes, they actually make dildos that shoot love juice!

Where did you get the creamy fillings for these amazing cumshot sex toys? Well, you can buy fake semen in bottles, or you can DIY fake semen in your own kitchen.

Also, cumshot dildos can be fun for realistic solo play, slippery, couples play or totally satisfying your own fetishes.

Use Fake Cum for Lube

Why use fake cum? Another reason someone may use artificial ejaculate is for lubricant.

After all, bodily lubricants are the best, most natural and long-lasting lubes you can come by. However, if you don’t have a sperm-producing partner, you can use faux cum instead.

And although the fake stuff may not be as long-lasting as the real deal, it can still satisfy the desire for something that looks and feels similar.

If You Have a Cum Fetish

Another reason someone would want to buy or make a vat of fake semen is that they like it. I mean really, really like... like, they have fetishes or sexual fetishes.

A semen fetish is more than just enjoying a huge squirt of cum from the end of a penis. In fact, semen fetish is all about going all out, rubbing, licking, and watching it drip, splatter, and spray on anything, like something slippery.

If you don't happen to have a partner who is willing to do what turns you on the most, the next best thing is to use fake semen. Also, even if you do have a willing, able partner, you may want more than they can provide in one night.

So some guys use and love fake cum to satisfy this fantastic, devious fetish.

Fake Cum for Erectile Dysfunction

Finally, some people may use fake semen when they are sick, injured, or on medication that prevents ejaculation (a form of erectile dysfunction). The use of artificial semen satisfies the physical and psychological desire to produce semen.

Let's not forget that even those who suffer from erectile dysfunction share the same desires and tendencies as the rest of us. Therefore, they may use fake semen for all the other reasons mentioned above.

The Best Fake Cum You Can Purchase

Knowing how to make fake cum with things around the house is great, in a pinch. But not all of us have the time or inclination to stir up a batch of faux love juice.

So, if you prefer not to do the whole DIY fake cum thing, you can order your very own bottle of cum to use at your leisure. Best yet, all of these products are body safe and can be used inside and outside the body.

Although, none of them are considered edible. Therefore, if you want fake cum that you can eat, you’ll want to stick to the recipes above.

Otherwise, take a look at this faux cum.



Imitation ejaculate has several uses, including using it as a lube, satisfying a cum kink or using that new, squirting dildo. But when you need some imitation jizz now, you can easily stir up a batch with things you have around the house.

In the meantime, order yourself a bottle of any of the above, realistic, fake cums. That way, when that cum kink hits, you’ll be ready to go; no DIY needed.